Month of birth.

Which month were you born in:
Jan............ ............... .evil.
feb............ ............... ...Romantic.
Mar.......:.... ............... boring people.
Apr............ ............... kind.
May............ ............... .. Loving
June........... ............... . Genius.
Jul............ ............... .....Player's.
Aug............ .............. cuties/ hotties.
Sep............ ............... .... Danda heads.
Oct............ ............... .. shy :-).
Nov............ ............... ... kinda of Ab'normal.
Dec............
........... lovely
Me ............... ..genius (june)

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Month of birth.

Which month were you born in:
Jan............ ............... .evil.
feb............ ............... ...Romantic.
Mar.......:.... ............... boring people.
Apr............ ............... kind.
May............ ............... .. Loving
June........... ............... . Genius.
Jul............ ............... .....Player's.
Aug............ .............. cuties/ hotties.
Sep............ ............... .... Danda heads.
Oct............ ............... .. shy :-).
Nov............ ............... ... kinda of Ab'normal.
Dec............
........... lovely
Me ............... ..genius (june)

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New style

If a BARBER makes a mistake,it's a new hair style.
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake, it's a new law.
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake, it's a new
invention.
If a TAILOR makes a mistake, it's a new fashion.
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake, it's a new
theory but....
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake, it's a????

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3 fingers

RIGHT NOW 90% OF YOU HAVE:
- 3 fingers behind your phone.
- Your little finger tucked under for
support and....
- You're scrolling with your thumb
to read jokes.
LIKE if i'm right...
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.
.
The teacher at the beginning of
the class says:
OK kids, we are going to talk about
sexual education today.
First we would talk about how the
human reproduction goes on...
Immediately Jonso raises his hand
and desperately try to get the
teacher's attention. But the teacher
knowing how Jonso about these
things goes on...
First a man and a woman have to
be in love...
But Jonso keeps his hand up,
waving it up and down and from
one side to the other.
The teacher ignores him
'They have to be very much in love
because....'
But Jonso even starts making noise
with his feet, so the teacher tries
to acknowledge him'' Ok, Jonso,
wat do u want to say??? Jonso
then stands up and says:
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.
.
.
.
.
'' I just want to ask..... Those of us
who are already fucked, CAN WE
LEAVE!!!
LOBATAN...

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