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In An Alcohol Factory The Regular Taster Died And
The Director Started Looking For A New One To Hire. A Drunkard With Ragged Dirty Look Came To Apply
For The Position. The Director Of The Factory Wondered How To Send
Him Away! They Tested Him They Gave Him A Glass With A Drink � He Tried It And
Said, �It�s Red Wine, A Muscat, Three Years Old,
Grown On A North Slope, Matured In Steel
Containers.� That�s Correct Said The Boss. Another Glass. �It�s Red Wine, Cabernet, Eight Years
Old, A Southwestern Slope, Oak Barrels� �Correct� Now, The Director Was Astonished � Amazed He Winked At His Secretary To Suggest Something.
She Brought In A Glass Of Urine. The Alcoholic Tried It ! �It�s Of A Blonde -26 Years
Old- Pregnant ! Probably Third Month Now � And If
You Don�t Give Me The Job, I�ll Tell Who The Father
Is !� He Got The Job!